DUMBASS

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.

We need to kick start this dystopian society by forcing these shitty billionaires to fight each other to the death in a steel cage for our entertainment.

Tl;dr

Extroverts: This is awesome

Introverts: This sucks

Everyone: Where approval?

EC3 is wrestling in NWA now.

Todays chosen Pakistani/Instant Pakistani

Hahah, okie dokie then.

Hahahahhahahha no, iPhone isn’t better.

iPhone waits for android to cop the shit, then they do the same. Won’t be long untill they’re pushing the same thing to you iPhone people.