I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense.

I think that “for the express purpose” is in there precisely to prevent those lawsuits.

Mullvad is the best $5 and change I spend each month.

Unless there’s another beeper attack I missed, the one last September was directed at Hezbollah, across Lebanon and Syria.

Not quite, but relatively close.

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This accounts for some portion of it, but the other part is the rise in interest rates. With borrowing money no longer being nearly free, companies tightened their budgets.

Just make sure not to lose it.

Agreed. Why the fuck is a browser allowed to know my battery status or connection strength?

Absolutely the way to go. But will they be able to do it fast enough before being pushed out by market forces?

I know we all scoff at the use of old tech, but sometimes “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” applies. Is it causing bottlenecks? Are there security concerns?

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Somewhere, a Karen is smiling while reading this, thinking about those brats down the street…