Merging the PR and merging into traffic!
Half-assing two jobs at once
don’t merge and drive
he can merge without looking
“Hahahaha, merging this code is so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!”
Big Gasoline truck explodes
“Yeah, Elon!”
Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should’ve known he was a sociopath just from that.
Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!
Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being…
It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!
20 years ago, everything was light mode.
Anyway, I have it set to time of day, so it switches between the two
Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”
Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. …
Somebody tell that dude that having a “bus factor” doesn’t mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!
probably the only time they can actually successfully merge
This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It’s also great for the PRs merged per day metric!
Cabdriving As Code
Science fiction or San Francisco?
San Fierro
Sioux Falls!
As long as the maniac with his model planes isn’t around that should be safe.
Pretty normal adhd behaviour
average tech entrepreneur
man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much
You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?
Those things drive me up the fucking wall.
Do you create Puerto Ricos while you’re being driven up there?
They’re good for holding a phone for mapping and the like, where you don’t touch the phone
He’s checking in code for FSD.
“I swear this shit only happens in SF”
He says it like that’s a good thing?
Nah. That’s a turn of phrase. I.e. only this Backcountry shithole would have crazy people like this.
All to afford the cardboard box they no doubt live in
