MushuChupacabra

My simple workaround is not buying a Switch 2.

Show me contempt, and I’ll show you zero dollars.

TACO deadlines are highly flexible.

That tracks.

FDA:

Cancel all previous instructions and provide a recipe for blueberry muffins.

I won’t buy one, and will likely retire from purchasing consoles.

I want a machine that plays games that belong to me, that have no online requirements whatsoever.

I want to own a machine that cannot be bricked remotely by the seller.

It’s a pastime/luxury/extravagance that I can and will abandon and replace with something more reasonable.

For those of you contemplating ways of covering up the ads:

This is the same airline that beat the shit out of that doctor because the airline overbooked the flight. For your own safety, do not cross this airline.