Unless I want to access customer service…

Can we get our customer service off of “X former know as Twitter” too while we’re at it?

Imo it looks remarkably safe as long as we ignore the person in the car driving into oncoming traffic.

No they fucking aren’t. That shit would be so much more expensive than a person. Liars, and not even particularly good ones.

So I can steal all their shit too, right? It would “Implausible” for me to do so.

Just a funny story, but, I use an Ubuntu laptop as my work computer as a teacher, and once, while I was helping another student with work, a student opened my laptop and began trying to install Roblox. She got far enough to figure out it wouldn’t work, and started searching for how to install it. When I came over she was trying to figure out how to set up Wine. She got pretty close to getting it working before I came over. I was secretly pretty impressed with how fast she figured it out. It couldn’t have been more than a few minutes.