Burn, planet, burn.

But finding that one brain cell out all the ones in your head is a really, really hard thing to do.

If AI was actually as good as they claim it is, then the AI bots that keep posting AI stories on Lemmy would have learned that all it will ever get them is derision and downvotes.

2 X 0 = 0

How about “fuck you”?

The word you’re looking for is “devolving”.

Good news! Even more ways to buy shitty products with all your favorite meaningless brands splattered over top of them. But only if you subscribe now!

Yeah, and the unregulated gas turbines powering the data centers are providing year-round heating for the cities, too!

I think they are inviting you over to their place to watch some (dumb) TV?

ominous music plays in the background

Scoot over and make room for me in that boat.

Got a machine web

It’s better than the rest

Green to Red

Machine web

Mental picture of Trump sitting inside a Tesla saying “EVERYTHING IS PLACEBO!” in my head now.

Thanks for that.

Note to self: Do not use any drug approved after 2024 for at least 5 years…

Just ask the product managers at Sonos!

He’s breaking the cardinal rule: Never get high on your own supply, my dude.

Lucky bastards.

20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products

Those are rookie numbers!

–A single Google product manager, probably