I know right? Why would I use signal? There’s not even any games!

/s

2025!

OH whatsSNAP

Explains why I’ve started seeing ads for WhatsApp, which was really bizarre

It was already illegal but now it’s super duper illegal 🤣 can’t these board geezer fucktards just go play some shuffleboard if they’re not going to find any real laws to make

If you can’t figure out how to get a foreign table into your database let someone who knows databases do it for you

🤣

Ugh that’s cringe

Double-ROT13 Encrypted

I mean, if you don’t use it for anything important and it doesn’t have any sensitive data, knock yourself out

It’s probably all been silently turned back on through updates

Good doggie

I can’t help that I was born a bot, you bigot.

If you’re driving down a highway and a kid jumps in front of your car and dies, yes, in every way, you’ve done nothing wrong. What was the thing the driver did wrong? Not rewrite the laws of physics?

It’ll be funnier if this were written on a note dropped from a plane passing overhead

And here I lost my Horadric Cube :(

He still doesn’t understand how we got the rock to think

My answer is also not on topic, but I’ve always liked orange creamsickles

Clearly this comment is unpopular but it sure would be handy if anyone took the time to say why