They said I was mad when they removed the headphone jack - well who’s mad now??! AHAHahahahaaaaaaahhhhcrap it’s me.

I’m still mad. Fuckers.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww YAH

I dunno, ICE cars weren’t on my list to start with. I assume.

That’s equivalent to buying a subscription to a car. I would never buy that car. That’s koo koo bananapants unsane.

Of course, I don’t have a facepals account either so - what do i know.

No, I haven’t bought a new car in many many years.

That’s absolutely unacceptable. I would have the dashboard pulled out in minutes. Wherever the modem is, it wouldn’t be there for long.

It was a part of the zeitgeist!

I’ll give you that. I just want more. Elmo’s such a stain that not factoring it directly to Tesla-going-down stories seems like skimping.

Wow right after their Chief Product Officer joined the army as a freeloading Lt. Corporal. Easiest $200 million clams, or bones, or whatever you call them - ever!

Blink tag! Blink tag! Blink tag!

There is indeed

Well - I would hope. But that’s not the same as putting it in there is it.

“Tesla sales drop as EU consumers choose Chinese brands plus Musk is y’know WINK”

I mean, I can see why they didn’t go with that one but still. There are plenty of people who don’t understand Elmo is an out-and-out nazi, cozy with putin and Peter Thiel and will destroy the country as soon as possible. Not mentioning him and his drugged-out asinine ideas in the headline is a missed opportunity.

“the headline is wrong”

Wahhhh you didn’t read the article!

“that’s true. you’re right. I probably should have. Where I would then return to the single sentence that I’m referring to and nothing will have changed. Do you even understand what I’m talking about? Because that would be nice.”

Right.

My comment is about the headline. Yes?

I read that. Everyone read that. That’s what my comment is referring to.

Ah. Good to know- I didn’t read the article, but that’s kind of my point, really. Most people don’t, and media outlets know that. The headline is all that “carries”. A better headline would include the Nazi stuff AND Chinese EVs. I think they deliberately avoided that and tucked it in the article.

Okay there’s a ton of spyware in the car, but - just . . don’t . . . connect it. Or whatever.

as customers switch to Chinese EVs

Sure. That’s the reason.

This admin has set the USA back 100 years.

Again. They already enshrined “billionaires get all the money” in the one legislative victory of trumps first term.

“Meta launches new sponsor hand-branding app”

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Gmail uses AI to contact debt collectors when it looks like you may not pay on time.”

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Microsoft randomly kills 100 users’ children per day until demands are met”

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me:

Congrats! And condolences. 😄