I was trying to explain it more practically, but yes the web is a wasteland.

Yep, noscript on firefox has been available for like 15 years. And it certainly does “break” some sites as it blocks scripts by default. It can be a pain, though I consider it the safest way

As long as I can use as an radar/lidar that can see through walls, as promised.

Impressive in the most literal sense. Indeed.