Ginny [they/she]

Why does anyone get to have nuclear weapons?

Because once you have them, who’s going to try to take them away?

“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I am traffic.”

Unfortunately lawyers are not allowed to just say “my client is a fuckwit, m’lud”.

I didn’t realise thinking Italy is fascist is mutually exclusive with enjoying pizza. I guess that means I’m not allowed to eat sauerkraut anymore?