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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

Absolutely Legend

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago
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  • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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    I develop infrastructure automation for one of the world’s largest private computer clusters.

    I do it almost exclusively in Vim with command line git.

    I’m the most productive member of my team.

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    What a sorry state of affairs that this is novel. Been doing this for years and always will. Fuck LLMs and the enshitifiation of this discipline.

  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
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    The least believable part of this is a person like that just voluntarily hanging out in public around people.

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      Just got a job that is fully remote, and I think I need to start doing this a few times a month. I could do a half day at a local happy hour or something. It’s oppressively lonely as is.

    • ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      hey man, even I drag my Thinkpad out to Panera just to obtain some sun exposure and mediocre drip coffee

  • brap@lemmy.world
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    Psychopatl

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      pronounced kinda lika Quetzalcoatl

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You made it past “devloper”?

      • Aatube@kbin.melroy.org
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        yes

      • brap@lemmy.world
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        Oh wow I didn’t notice that

  • baduhai@sopuli.xyz
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    They’re censoring the word psychopath now?

    • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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      Bad word make advertiser sad 😢
      No bad word 🙅 Good word only ✅✅✅

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Could be accidental, like on croping the image screenshot on their phone’s cropping software. That makes the most sense to me.

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        Makes the least sense to me, otherwise a whole lot more of the image would be cropped.

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          Zoom on the image, you can see the beginning if the rest of the ‘h’

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, it’s “psychopatl” that’s Nahuatl for psychopath. Pretty sure it’s a Mexican, they have quite a few loan words

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        I don’t think it is, if you zoom in you can see where they cropped the h.

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          I have to admit, I made it up. I don’t even speak Nahuatl. Pretty sure psychopatl isn’t a word in that language. I was spreading misinformation on the internet and you caught me, well done. Another victory for Truth

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    This is how I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

    • gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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      ya ain’t vibin’ enough ma boy

      • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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        The only thing I’m vibing to is New Order’s “Substance 1987” on vinyl.

        Pretty sure I’m doing it right

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        Never vibe uphill!

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Out here just rawdogging that code.

  • Forgottengoldfish@lemmy.world
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    Someone creeping on me at Starbucks?

  • mercano@lemmy.world
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    If there was no cursor, where was the code he was typing being entered?

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      I’m sure you are making a joke, but if not, Cursor is an AI focused IDE.

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        I thought they just meant a mouse cursor…

        • expr@programming.dev
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          Well, if using vim, this is technically also true, most likely.

      • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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        I miss the old days when I didn’t know that exists

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        What an obviously terrible name.

        • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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          Like every name in IT in the last 10 years.

          “Windows App”

          “Rust”

          <every goddamn hot beverage>

          • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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            AI tends to be distinct, because things move so fast that we’re exposing programmers’ stupid internal names.

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        Gross

  • arudesalad@sh.itjust.works
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    Typing your own code manually? Unheard of!

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      This is so not vibing

  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world
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    This is fake, no one can code like that

    • bisby@lemmy.world
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      There are vim plugins for ai chat bot integrations. Vim is a perfectly robust IDE that can be as dumb as any other

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    Where’s that cockatoo that just says “fucken legend”?

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