You need to rethink your social media campaign, and please leave all of us on Lemmy alone.

The only thing I’m vibing to is New Order’s “Substance 1987” on vinyl.

Pretty sure I’m doing it right

This is how I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

Apparently Microsoft views success as Quarterly Profits, and long term planning for the future has taken a backseat.

They’ve been floundering for a while. Eliminating jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.

Corporations don’t care about people. This bank doesn’t care about you. Banks care for no one but themselves.

Wow, it’ll be so great having these summaries nobody asked for added to various feeds so that they can be scrolled past and ignored!

Yay more hype. Just what we needed more of, it’s hype, at last

I don’t know why there’s so much hate for Vim. It’s simple- just use it as your default text editor since you first started using computers, and keep using it forever, and problem solved!

Friday afternoons are best for this

Was it apple? I just heard about them last week but they seem expensive

Imagine a boot SO mighty that if it exists it might crush you, so you need to lick it ahead of time so that someday if it does exist, it might not crush you.

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I’m not a nerd?

I just love when I get a meeting update in my Outlook and Teams says “new notification!” but it’s the same notification as Outlook that I’ve already cleared, but then my phone buzzes because Teams is shouting “There is new activity!” but it’s not new activity, it’s the same notification I’ve already cleared on both Outlook and Teams on my laptop

My wife found out about The Elephant Scene and refused to ever play it as long as she lives