Cars <—> Fascism
Can confirm, i live in the Netherlands and the bike lanes here are painted red because they are communist.
Fun fact. Not actually just paint. They use different colored alphant altogether. It’s why it’s so vibrant and never fades.
In the US we would only paint them red to hide the bloodstains after a cybertruck runs over them.
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Only once.
The downward sloped hood should push people underneath. The wheels and weight are enough to grind someone and their bike underneath like a meat crayon with some chunky bits.
given it’s issues with anything other than flat, level, dry terrain, I would suspect it would lose traction, capsize, shut down, catch fire, or any combination of those the moment the tires break skin and liquid becomes involved.
as an american, i think we could use a little communism.
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His only argument against bike lanes is “there unamerican” XD Nothing about reducing traffic, helping the environment, being healthy, saving money, just unamerican.
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American here. I can confirm that >99% of the dumbasses here will absolutely trade all of those things for a car.
TBF unamerican does sum up the things you’ve listed pretty well
Exactly, all those things are unamerican.
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I mean…
Call a fascist a fascist: you’re ruining the meaning of the word! It doesn’t even apply!
Call bike lanes communist: yes yes very smart and true!
Well, you ain’t been doin’ nothin’ if you ain’t been called a Red~♪
If you’ve marchеd or agitated, you’re bound to hear it said.
SCHLAPP: Yeah, well, and get rid of the bus lanes, too.
Yaay one more lane! No more traffic
nothing more capitalist than being stuck on traffic because car is the only option
Nothing more capitalist than expecting vast amounts of free infrastructure from the government
Like roads???
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As a socialist I wouldnt mind bike lanes to be a communist value lol.
Meanwhile, this motherfucker would let Putin shit in his mouth.
I hate all traffic equally. Teleporters can’t be invented fast enough.
that’s called public transport, particularly high speed rail
Why repeat this garbage and give it more airtime than it deserves?
Because it’s obviously ridiculous and we enjoy laughing at it.
And also, it illustrates the class nature of owning-class car advocacy. News “journalists” don’t just go and make bizarre claims that bike lanes are communist. This is a political decision, to use red scare rhetoric to propagandize on behalf of the motor industry. Historically speaking, the owning class fearmongering, anti-liberalism and anti-communism are core aspects of the historical fascist ideologies. This should not be brushed away as commercial idiot grifting, this is their ideological propaganda coming out.
